Punked?

So far nobody has said anything that has offended me regarding this pregnancy.  There's still time.  It will probably happen when I get to be enormous.  I already look about six months along.

Many people have been very kind and encouraging to me and I appreciate all of the good wishes and prayers.  As for the people who didn't believe me initially, I don't blame them in the least.  I didn't believe me either, and I have a rep for being a bit of a trickster.  I deserve it.

Trip to Grand Canyon a couple of weeks ago.  I'm sticking my gut out, but I really look like this now.

Alice:  Initially hides under blanket. Then, a couple of hours and months of watching the Brady Bunch later, remarks "So now I'm going to be the Jan and not the Cindy.  Do you think I'll get a locket?"

Henry:  Yay, my mom isn't dying.

Claire:  "I knew it.  I told you three weeks ago.  I'm right.  I'm the queen of the world." Or something along those lines.

Max:  Upon learning I was pregnant. "Wow Mom.  I'm kind of impressed with your uterus."
          Upon learning I was pregnant with twins. "I bet Dad is happy.  That's so efficient of you."
          Upon learning they were identical. "Awesome!  Now I can do experiments on them!"

Carl:  "I guess this will fill up the minivan."  "Let's tell people in April, ok?"

Paige:  Upon learning they were twins. "I'm going to throw up."  Gags.

Ellie:  Looks around for a camera.  "I'm sorry, but I'm going to need some proof."

Aunt Alison on the phone giggling hysterically:  "Can I talk to Alice or Henry?  Because I think you are playing a trick on me."

A couple of people:  "Did you do IVF?

Friend:  "So.... you guys are still doing it?"

Karen:  "Wow.  HF is sure asking a lot of you this year."

Alisa:  "If you are playing me, there are going to be a lot of rumors going around so tell me right now."

Jodie:  Stares at me then walks away.  Feels bad later.

Audry:  "Please tell me that isn't your uterus...unless you want it to be.  Then congratulations!"

Jeni:  "Sariah, maybe Carl will get an early release since he is busy creating worlds without number!"

Margo:  "I want to believe you but I am having trouble."

Last Friday at Camille's wedding.  Paige is so hot I want to cry.  You should see Ellie and  Val too.  It's like I'm taking all of their poundage while they shed.  Naturally Lenore is always cute and Camille's the bride.  She's peaking.  She was incredibly beautiful.  Why do people always get married when I am in fat phase?  It's not fair.