Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Bagel Boy

We just finished a four day weekend, so it's back in the minivan for me. Remember this? Well, even though I really love my crossing guard friends, I still wish we had bus service. Especially now that my two older kids have band every day before school. Please tell me music is worth it.

This is the last minute everybody has to be in the car in order for no tardiness to occur.


Henry rolls out of bed with his blanket. It is good practice for early morning seminary.

Max gets his saxophone, which is stashed at Denae's house across the street from the middle school. He can't possibly carry it home every day. Sometimes we see her husband. He thinks I look great with my bedhead and robe.


Next, Claire goes to the elementary school with her clarinet. She's never late. She hates being late. And she wears that blue jacket every day, so I hope you like it.

We park at the school and Henry jumps into the trunk and changes his clothes. We usually leave the door shut. So far we haven't forgotten any shoes or underwear.


The bagel shop is Henry's reason for living in the morning. He can be bribed with a chocolate chip bagel.


He likes to go in by himself with cash. They know him there. Same order, every day. Two chocolate chips, one ice water for mom. They make awesome cinnamon twists, but they crumble everywhere. I'm over them.


Breakfast time!


Nine minutes until I can legally drop Henry off at school. Enough time for gas.


They like it when I get gas in my pajamas. This particular day I happened to run into my neighbor. I like living on the edge.


I feel dirty, so my car should be clean.


Finally, sweet victory. Alice and I alone for the next six hours. We're both going back to bed.

27 comments:

D-dawg said...

Is Macey old enough to do the bagel buying thing alone yet? That is such a great idea. School mornings are rough but you have a nice little routine going. You should buy an extra bagel and drop it off to me on your way home!!

Bridget said...

Has any stranger yet asked you...."why are you taking a picture of ______?" Like at the gas station for example. Just curious.

I think Denae deserves a bagel for storing instrument at her home. I would gladly do that for an asiago cheese bagel myself.

Hazen5 said...

I love the Morning Run through!!!! (I miss bagels and blends) Hello, that bagel is BIGGER than sweet Alice!

Jessica said...

Funniest thing: the blanket seminary comment. You kind of slid it in there, but I caught it because I'm quick.

Cool car wash photo.

Sally said...

Aack! 7:20 AM! I can't stand to think about it. Seminary is going to kill me some day.

Audry said...

Okay I had to laugh because that was so me with Jaden this morning. Blanket boy and getting dressed in the car. Love it.

Ashley said...

I love Alice with her bagel. This post makes me want to have kids in school--except for the 7:20 part. Ok, only the part where you and Alice go back to bed.

Paige said...

What about cream cheese? Are you sure one of those bagels isn't for you? You forgot about the drive-thru to Starbucks for a Mocha Frap.

Lauren in GA said...

Forgive me for being an east coaster...but, is there NO school bus service for the entire state of California? That is maddness.

Don't try to seduce Denae's husband with your bedhead and robe, okay? If you did Max wouldn't be able to store his instrument there, anymore. (Max looks like he is going to punch you in that picture)

Jake said...

OK, we have to drive 3 hours to the temple with Pukey Luke...but we DO have a school bus. So I guess my life really is good.

You are a trooper mom. I am exhausted just reading that. But I love love love how you document the day-to-day and make it fun.

I have to say I hate loading everyone into the car...but I do love having all my kids in the van together. It's like our own little world on wheels. Lovely. Except for the barf.

Rochelleht said...

Oh my gosh, that cracks me up! First of all, I love that Danae is the musical instrument warehouse. Next, LOVE that they get bagels every morning and Henry is a savvy shopper. Nice. My fave part is the changing in the back of the van. Classic.

I, too, drop off in pj's every morning. Sometimes I really live on the edge and have slippers on. That happened to me the day that dude hit my car. Yep, I was hot that morning.

Crossing Guard Safari was my all-time favorite post, ever. I still giggle when I think of it.

the wrath of khandrea said...

i see why it's bagel boy. you could safely substitute that choc chip bagel for henry's head. observe the similarities:
1. same size
2. hole in middle / mouth
3. chocolate chips / eyes

throw on a toupee and a green hoodie, and bagel boy is your son.

Heather said...

Did I notice Trout Fishing in America on the stereo?

Oh, the Danielson's are such fans.

Christie said...

Your crossing guard post was one of my absolute favorites. It makes me laugh just to think about it. And that bagel? It's bigger than Alice! How could you not get three of those - one for you?

Ilene said...

I know I should cherish these early years with my kids but I admit I am jealous of all you moms with school-age children.

My mom was a seminary teacher my entire four years of seminary. I was not one of those kids who could take a blanket to seminary. That was tough.

Jenibelle said...

If I get Henry in Seminary he can have the blankie, he cannot dress in the back of the room however. We have rules about exposure.

Clever of you to hand your bagel to Alice as though she eats the whole thing. I'm on to you. Bagels for the kids, ice water for Celia. Yep. I'm sure.

PS. I am asking for the Freshman next year...I can totally corrupt Max. Woot woot!

Hollyween said...

We have no busses either. I'm doomed because there's no Bagel and Blends here. There's only a taco time and that's not working for my morning routine. You should get a cinnamon bagel with blueberry cream cheese. My FAVE!

Cute pics of the munchkins. Alice with the bagel was so cute!

shauna said...

Ellie has an unagi pawn. You have a bagel pawn. I need a pawn. And a car wash.

Loved the changing in the back of the van. Doesn't work as well for adults changing into swim suits.

AnnEE said...

I REALLY like these kinds of posts. Lets me know what it's like to be Celia Fae.

I should do one. It would be entitled: Sittin' around in the G's till the cows come home.

*Tanyetta* said...

LOL--This particular day I happened to run into my neighbor. I like living on the edge.

Nortorious said...

He gets dressed in the trunk?
Please post about the driving entertainment -- I am still horrified by the chicken movie.

Marie said...

Oh yum! I really want a chocolate chip bagel now.

Does Max's teacher think he takes his sax home and practices it? Can't he just leave it at school?

Do the older children know about Henry's bagel every morning? Aren't they jealous?

Do you really let Alice have that bagel or did you let her hold it for the pic and then snatch it away?

I'm jealous because I still have many years before I only have one at home with me. Well, I'm not really jealous, I did choose this life, and I love it! Barfy kids and all.

AZ Karen said...

We have busses, but I live too close and have to drive them anyway. Sometimes, if we're ready early (yeah, that happens a lot), we walk.

Sadly, no early morning adventures for me. I'm always worried I'll get a flat tire, and have to walk home in my jammies/no bra, and slippers.

I love that you pumped gas in your jammies. We could be friends.

Unknown said...

This is precisely the reason why we chose a house that is only two streets away from the school. No kidding. We were going to buy a house we like better, but it would have meant driving the kids to school and I wasn't playing that.

However, now I have a new baby coming and I'm kind of wondering if I have the guts to leave sleeping child at home while I walk the preschooler to school. You should never wake a baby, right?

heidiram said...

Why don't they have bagel places here? O.K. they do down by the parks and tourist places, but why not on my side of town? I miss bagels. YUM!

Celia Fae said...

Bridget, no one ever asks me why I'm taking a photo, but if they did I would tell them I was doing a "day in the life" for my scrapbook. I have it all planned out.

Lauren, no bus service here unless you have special needs. Bummer, huh? Heather, we're big trout fishing in the am fans.

Pip, you have pawns. Your children.

Marie, Max's band teacher does think he practices it. Too bad for him. The big kids know and sometimes I get one for them if I have more than two bucks. And yes, that really is Alice's bagel. She eats about half of it. It isn't delicious enough for me.

Shannan, two words: Baby Monitor.

crystal said...

"This is the last minute everybody has to be in the car in order for no tardiness to occur." (your words)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I time it down to the minute, too! The very LAST minute, every #@%&*# day!