It is very cute when people post the funny things that kids say, but it is more amusing when the parents post something funny themselves. I'm too lazy to think of anything good, but here are a few choice quotes from Henry last month:
"Mom. There's a guy who lives by the church who is a fat midget."
"Yeah, I know who you are talking about. He was born with a condition called dwarfism."
"But Mom. Fat is funny, and so is midget. So a fat midget is double funny, right?"
We like a butter substitute spray that we call by its full name, "I can't believe it's not butter spray." Henry asked Claire to pass the "I can't believe it's my brother's deodorant spray" at dinner the other night. Max punched him. We all cracked up.
"Hey Mom. My toots are almost as stinky as Dad's. I think I'm growing up."
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I love Henry!!! I wish we did not move before he could talk. He makes me laugh! We'd get along great.
Why are boys so icky?
Laughed out loud and had my husband read those quotes. Double funny.
Do you promise that my kid will do funny crap like yours??? Please say yes!! Fat midget. Amazing.
Funny boy. Dress him up in a long blonde wig and then have him say that comment about the spray.
I've seen the fat midget but I feel bad saying that. But we see him almost every Sunday and I almost cry every time. Henry is very funny but please tell him no toots at my house.
Celia, my gosh. Your kids are smart AND funny. Is it nature or nurture? Is it too late for me to be a Greenan?
Out of the Mouths of Babes!
Tooting is my boys' biggest talent and personal pleasure too. I am so proud.
OMG, boys are too funny w/ their potty humor. I hope Alex's farts never smell like Daddy's - ay yai yai.
Today my son Alex found out what the hole in his long johns was for. You'da thought I'd given him a brand new gameboy.
Boys are so entertaining.
OK I just about wet my self reading about "I cant believe it's my brothers deoderant spray" and of course the smelly toot comment. Both very close to my heart. Well I really don't use spray butter except when we have visited the ashcroft domain. Still I laughed until my stomach was in knots. Speaking of knots, I just relearned the the boline and I can do it with my eyes closed. Thank you cub scouts! And I am required to identify my lovely and until reciently pregnant wife Nancy for directing me to your blog....
i can fart and burp at the same time. that means i am double funny, too
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